Boo! 
More like Boosday!
Mwahahah!  The frights attacking you are
spookier than they have ever been before!
For this is adult fright time!
No buzzsaws held by raving maniacs in
this twisted ghost train of malaise,
no, I got something even scarier!

The cost of living rising higher than your
wages, thus threatening rent payments 
(you will 
NEVER 
own a HooOOuuuSSeee!)
forcing you to decide between food or petrol
to get to that sooooulllll crushing
job that treats you like garbage, pays
you less than you deserve on a
contract of zerrrooooo
hooooouuuurssss….

Actually, good lord.  Yikesaroo Veeg,
that is a bit much.
I am really sorry.
I will be less scary tomorrow.