SPOOKTACULAR TIME AHEAD MY GHOULS!
For the ween of hallowed is upon us,
(in a few weeks actually, I am 
jumping this metaphorical gun)
and bringing a week of chills, thrills,
spills of blood like the paranormal 
pomet I can be!

Aghast at ghosts!  Amok with oozing 
ectoplasm these spirits are ready
to cause some frights and delights,
this a the tale of cautionaries and
gory fairies, yes,
there are monsters lurking throughout
the woods out the back of
your house, and these creepies want in!

(Reminder, if you are cold, they are cold.
Let them in.)

Oh ho! That was a fiendish trick, from me,
no longer Veeg but now Victor Von Veeg!
I have been swallowed by the scares
and I parade in these fairs, no fun to
be found, only the horror of the
Carnage Carnival!