How many teas to try,
teas to taste, teas to tease
a tango onto tentative tongue?
Tally up the takings and
throw thrift to the wind!
This trail is hunting for the
thickets of black, green, red!
Twinings and Tips,
and Tescos and Tetley,
tons of trials
to take me home, where I
turn into a contraption,
taxing the buds and toiling
through kettle after kettle.