A Pome a Day for a Year

Are you ready for spooky words?!

Boo! A ghost from the past
with only one leg, because
they lost it in a Victorian workhouse when five.

Argh! A zombie with a moustache;
they were actually a wrestler and
somehow contracted a rare disease
that reanimated them after they
died to a tiger in Nepal.

Woooo! A spooky house
that no one has ever entered
in over fifty years, with the roof falling in
and the door all misshaped.
There is a body on a mouldy, worn, sofa,
they passed away via accidental electrocution
because a wire was exposed on the lamp.

Eeeeee! A set of bones!
Wait, nothing scary about bones.
Love them.

Gurgggle! A murderer
running around the streets brandishing
chainsaw soaked in blood!
This is because they work at an abattoir,
they dislike killing with tools and would rather
create elaborate deathtraps,
but there is no where safe
to put the chainsaw down.

Hallowed Weeeen!