A Pome a Day for a Year

Sometimes it is fun to replace ers with az.
Numbaz and Jumpaz, makes them sound
like small purple and orange aliens
who have come to save the world
from Climbaz that know how tall
the himalayas are.
Using their barometaz to gauge
not the pressure, but the luck of the heft.
They do not call them eyes, no,
they are visualisaz and these voyagaz
are sticklaz for rule following.

Does it work the other way?
Topers is actually a small dive bar
on the i95, just east of Peabody,
where a Patrick Swayze wannabe
is dealing with particularly rough
cattle who just want all the milk.
Those cows have razamaters,
which are special weapons made from
cheese.
They are not to be taken lightly.