“Memes that make you want to touch a radiator with your penis.”
“Memes that make you want to put your foot in King Kong’s mouth.”
“8 times celebrities astral projected and robbed Dairy Queen.”
“This mouse set up a timeshare on Neptune, YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!”
“Skateboarding fails that made Gordon Ramsay fall out of a helicopter.”
“97 times the Earth made a full revolution of a 24 hour period.”
“Vines that have the kinetic energy potential of a toddler eating some cereal and politely asking for a glass of orange juice.”
“5 times I sat down on a chair and got on with my day job.”
“This guy has hands. POLAR BEARS LOVE HIM!”
“Memes that make you stand up, then sit down, then stand up, then sit down, then stand up, then sit down, then stand up, then sit down, then stand up and go to your local polling station.”
“Unicorns go through my filing cabinet and help me figure out why my house insurance is so high.”
“Memes that cause you to develop a penchant for putting a ruler on the edge of a table and twanging it.”
“What the government didn’t tell you about Squirrels and the tax breaks they receive.”