A Pome a Day for a Year

Gherkin and Merkin;
you do NOT want Merkins
on your burger.

Tampons and Crampons;
please do not attempt to climb
a cliff face, wearing tampons
on your feet.

Carrots and Parrots;
a roast dinner
would probably still be the same,
just a lot less vegetables.

Darts and Hearts;
the game would not be on
before the watershed, certainly not
on BBC2, if they were throwing organs.

Toad and Towed;
Your average amphibian
does not have the torso rigidity
to assist in hauling a caravan.

Mike and Mic;
talking loudly into Mike
will just annoy him, as
it is Friday and he works the
late security shift down at the Gherkin
(not the Merkin)