Heating me up big time there, fella
and I am going to melt if you
do not turn down some of that
juice, though I will not know
for about eightish minutes,
I would still appreciate a tad
coolness.

Oh? You are doing what you
have always done since time
immaterial? The heat is coming
from the bozos in charge not
holding the bozos hoarding wealth
to account for their pollution
and thus climate change?

Rats. I am but a single man
with a phone line to the Sun,
and although we lament
together, our size mismatch
is utterly tremendous.
I am but a molecule of an
ant to that sphere!