Timings

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Lotta timings out there.

Microwave timings,
James Bond 007 last minute countdown timings,
train arrival and departure boards, also planes, and busses,
and trams, ok, public transport entirely.

Cameras set for someone’s birthday party and you want the whole family in the shot because Uncle Trevor is always somehow missing or when he is actually present he is blinking or sneezing or something I think cameras have an issue with him to be honest because they always want to capture the worst and yeah he is a bit of a weird guy but seriously it is just a birthday party, you know?

Olympic events especially 100metres,
the Television listings, like Christmas
and all those films you have seen fifty times over,

Cookery recipes (which does sort of fall under microwave timings but you would
not put a turkey in the microwave though Uncle Trevor did one Christmas because he got confused as to which oven Mum was talking about though they are totally different if you ask me because Trevor is a grown man and I am a kid and I know that turkey’s go in the long oven and not the short one,)

Bleach for teeth
and making sure you do not overwhite them incisors,
appointments for jobs
that you need for bracing the cost of living,

School periods and getting cross campus in five minutes for English with Mr Stains (though all the kids call him Trev because they have no respect due to his weirdy eyes that bulge when he is concentrating on the texts everyone has to study and we all find it dull and so does he but the curriculum is set by someone else not him but the kids do not understand and so they act up and hey we are all bored here)

Lotta timings out there.