Them Sweet Chilli Nachos

Man that taste blasts!
I love chilli, I love sweets,
and here they are combined (but
not the British sweets, which
are actually what Americans call
candy, which would be something
like skittles or fruit pastilles,
and not a Daim bar, which
is chocolate, though still technically
sweets to us Brits
)
with nacho chips and dips?!

Holy moly I am salivating
at the sight, for I adore
those delicious snacks!
Dip me in sour cream (only
metaphorically, for being in
sour cream would be a hideous
waste of cream as I would not eat
a whole bathtub of it, but would
feel obligated now that it was
tarnished with my body
)
and let me guaca-roll around!