A Pome a Day for a Year

Imagine a three piece suite floating
Just outside of Saturn.

Weird, Huh?

What about a recliner orbiting the sun
the same distance as mercury?

Bit warm.

What is the ideal Feng shui when your
living room is spread out among the cosmos?

Don’t have your back to the supernova!

Oh great. Now Canis Majoris has snuck between me
and the telly and my shows are on!

Guess I’m not watching bargain hunt for a while.