Pop it up on that wooden plank,
you know the one!
Yeah,
with all the self help books,
the teach yourself the macarena
in twelve easy steps and the like
manuals,
the classic literary tomes that you
need to read before you die,
(ever closer, ever nearer,
the panic has begun to seep)
because
that is where it might as well sit,
because
what are you doing with your life?
Assuredly, January,
you have these plans and I see
the majority of them up there
collecting the dust.