Sneaking into the pro space like
a billionaire claiming to be good at
Quake ‘back in the day’. (Oh yeah,
sure, and that Path of Exile 2 play
is legit as well, I bet.)

Teeheehee, I am no pro, nor even
on the league ladder of amateur,
nay, I be a rogue, swashbuckling
my way into a competition with
zero knowledge and all the optimism.

If I can just stick around for
maybe five minutes, just a number of
seconds where I get some levels from
the admittedly way too tough area
by being present, then I am gold.

Beefing up the character with the
cheeky, sneaky strats is the scheme
for today and nothing can possibly,
(I mean that, I planned it out),
go wrong.

Oh.
Well. That was unforeseen. They
stopped me before a single click
was made. I have been singled out
by the judges and vanquished.

Curses!
There goes my best laid plans which
I spent a good three minutes devising
out to the wind, spread with ashes
and dust. I must do it old fashioned.