He clacks and clicks on keys chunkier
than the peanut butter stuck
to the roof of his mouth,
(lunchtime the busiest period of
troubleshooting the menace
that is IT and computer
problems), though he wishes he
were ‘hackerman‘,
jet skiing away into the Maldives,
where the bank balances
of those needing to be taken
down multiple pegs,
sit and sip Mojitos while
laughing down phones at the
destruction of society,
and here he sits,
fixing a printer.

Never fear, wannabe CLI
enthusiast, for while the GUI
is the main, your keyboard
is mechanical and you can
swap to the terminal at any point
for you have installed Linux
and can ditch the mouse into
the circus of the future, while
you relish the past! These
commands belong to you,
sudo make the world!