A Pome a Day for a Year

Three hundred and sixty five things
is a lot of things,
but some things are more than others.

If it were pounds sterlings
you would have a nice bit of spending cash,
perhaps treat yourself to a coat
or a day on a speedboat.

If it were cats,
then you would be as mad
as a box of frogs,
because think of the feeding time!
Do NOT think of the litter arrangements.

If it were grains of salt
then it would not be enough
to season your beans on toast,
but good try. Have pepper instead.

If it were thoughts,
then this would be a small amount for a day
or a huge amount
if your mind is empty like mine.

If it were shoes,
you would nearly have
one hundred and eighty pairs,
but not nearly enough events
to wear them to.

If it were pomes,
well,
well! Well then you would have
this website! If you were me that is,
if you are you, which you are,
then you do not have this website.
Please do not steal my website