Uff, ooo, or, ow,
oh what on earth is that
supposed to be?

Is someone having a cough
after ingesting too much lint
from a pocket whoops?

Hurting a leg in an unfortunate
accident involving a stapler
and a lack of desk?

Seeing the most mysterious
device in an ancient temple
that is just begging to be pulled?

Trying to make a decision
between eating beef and beans
or the secret third option
to have both?

No. It is enlightment, that
that when it comes to the
English language you just gotta
switch off.