A Pome a Day for a Year

Cheeky Veegy, we be doing this
from the phone. How will it work
when my touch typing is so poor
and the mistakes I make
so numerous and plentiful and starred
like Patrick Moore staring upwards
after 12:00 in his back garden with love.

This midnight feast (he said it!!! He said the title)
a banquet of alphabites for all to procure
for all to devour with hungry fingers!
more cooking out back, that stove is aflame
but be careful of the fire regulations
I do not see any extinguishers if it gets too much.