Man shark, shark who is a man,
a shark with manly attributes on
top of all the sharkey parts, like
fleshy doughy pink arms sprouting
from smooth grey powerful fins!
Or a curious bushy mustache, needs
a bit of a trim, adorning a row
of cutthroat pointy razors (shark
teeth).
What if, alongside the wonderfully
strong tail that pushes these
gorgeous creatures forward into
the deepest dark of the sea, they
had little spindly legs dangling
from below.
Would be well weird.