A Pome a Day for a Year

Lmao at the term ‘alpha males’ 
Some sort of non existent wolf.
Leader of the pack?  Please!
More like ‘please keep track of what real science is’.

The greek alphabet is pretty cool though, 
so let’s say there is a male for every letter.

I wanna be a Lambda lad!

Lambda is the coolest letter!  
Looks like an L needs to have a break 
and is leaning over to catch its breath.

Lambda was the symbol for the cool game Half Life.
Gordon Freeman saved the world! 
Who wouldn’t want to save the world??

Also the letter L is naturally chill 
hanging out in the middle of the alphabet
with its pals Mu and Kappa.

BRB, heading down to the council 
to update the birth certificate.

Now I’m called LLCOOLV:
Lambda Lover Cool Veeg.