Silver, you menace, you tough to control
psychic demon of a critter,
with your slow grabbing of missile
and box alike, you stand and allow,
YES, ALLOW,
yourself to be blasted to smithereens
in pursuit of the Iblis trigger.

Buddy, I am being triggered!
I am attempting to guide you
peacefully through disaster and
flame, to save the princess,
but all you wanna do is run into
danger and expire!

Do not get me started
on Chaos Emeralds.