A Pome a Day for a Year

Flicking switches on the backend of the system
like I am some kind of IT cop.
I do not wish to do this, no.

I want to trust and allow and not worry
that someone is breaking the system
with m1n3craft.exe.bat that actually downloads
a trillion viruses who clamour for the top and delete
important files while saying “HAHA! U need 2 pay!”

No, hackerman, I am not paying.
I am not going to be cyberbullied anymore!
I have backups and I have offsite data,
I have a strategy!
One that does not include paying a group
called ‘Unit3d P1rat3s of D4T4’
five bitcoins!

Do I look like a techbro who has five bitcoins?
More like bitcons, am I right?