I have fallen into a dimension of shapes
painted across wibbly wobbly walls,
rainbows of perpendicular lines
paralleling their way across the horizon,
oh they are slamming into my eyes
and I am blinded by concentric diagrams.
Hurmmm, I am uncertain as to how
I ended up in such a dimension
when all I was doing was preparing
a delightful salad, and three steps
toward the fridge in an attempt
to secure a carton of juice for
a nice old drink and suddenly,
here I am? If I had known a
portal to a brand new spatial address
was going to open up inside my
linoleum I would have worn
better socks.