I am not, but if I had wishes from a lamp dwelling djinn, you bet I would pick this!
Actually, I would go up the food chain one more time, and pick having a different brain, but for now let us pretend I just have the bilingual nature!
When that colleague came into the office, and said “Would be nice to be able to figure out the settings on my laptop,” that was an IT request!
When I was sat next to my dual combo fan heater, and a colleague said “Wow, it sure is cold in here,” they were asking me to switch it on!
When I was eating some christmas biscuits and a colleague said “Those look tasty,” I should have said “Would you like one?” not “They are!” and continued to eat them all as it was a pleading asking for one!
When I was working on a task and a teacher said “Do you want to help out Sam?” and I looked up and said “No.” This was the wrongest wrong, and my desires were never a part of the equation.
Ahh, these ‘requestions’ that are being sent my way are addressed to the wrong person! I will not get these until after the fact, when I am staring at frustrated faces and I put two and nine together ending up with seven.