Floorplan Menace

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Stop shouting at me floor plans!
You are not inanimate objects,
give over! If you were, you would not
be able to tell me you were not!
Do you not see?
How ensnared you are in these webs!
These webs made out of lies!

Can you please stop lying
about what is visible and non visible too,
and please do not gaslight me
I am literally standing on the corner
of Office C6 and you are telling me
there is a speaker,
and I am looking up at a speaker
and you are also telling me
that this speaker is on a different wall
and you have a cross through it
and these are the most recent plans
and obviously one of us is wrong
and my eyesight got better so I know I am seeing a speaker
and so I think you need to understand who is at fault here!

No it is not me!
Do I look like a beleaguered architect?!
Well I am beleaguered yes,
but these bones are not one of civic engineering!

Imagining a construction company
populated entirely by skellingtons and smiling.
What would they be called?
Calcium Constructs?
Bones Better Building?
Skellingtons and Skellingtons Ltd. (Because girders are the skellingtons of buildings.)