Cool New Superheroes

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Criminals! It is time to face your fears!
Lambda City has a new super hero group
ready to take on your nefarious deeds!
Introducing; The Reasonable Troop!

Lead by our commander:
The Incline!
A cartographers best friend, she has the power
of knowing the precise degree required
to throw someone off their game
and cause vertigo!

Second charge is our fuzzy lieutenant:
Superbees!
A man with the power to buzz
at various volumes, simulating
the feeling that one might be with you
in the very room, thus inducing panic!

Third star of the crew is:
Venetia Blinds!
An accident in a window factory
turned her whole body into lacquered slats!
With the power to concertina,
she can fit into any small space
and throw shade on crime!

And our fourth but vital member is:
Tarmanc!
With hands made of road,
he can fill in any pothole on the road
causing distress to motorists,
or create new ones to subdue!!

The Reasonable Troop will fight for justice,
in incredibly legal means,
and keep Lambda City safe!