Pick a different setup
for the love of goodness,
I mean,
flying toasters?
What is this, 1995?
The series of tubes is Windows
only and I do not wish to see
any weird words bouncing
back and forth like some kind
of DVD homage!
I need crisp,
smooth, stark, strong,
gaudy yes, but colourful
kind of animations that save
my screen from burn in.

NO. I am not talking about
desktop background pictures here
and I have no idea
who first used screensaver as
the designation for something
that literally does not save
any screen at all, but boy
is that a baffling change,
gotta be some C-suite fellow
who mis-pied and was
never corrected,
thus propagating
this error to the masses
who want to fit in.