Oh, hi, little Stark town full of industry
sitting comfortably beneath the grand
Akron metropolis, of which
rubber be thy name!

And there he stands on his porch,
the 25th presiding over a full complement
of states and citizens, born here
and living where his love lies.

Though the sadness of busting happens
to our staunchest voice, proclaiming
fairness for all in happy union,
this country is not having it.