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A superhero right, hear me out, who has no arms,just bungee cords.
He wraps up crime!
Would it make more sense if he was presentman? Or MadeofChristmasthemedpaperman?
Stretching the law and bringing it back!
How does he pick up food?
Attach one end to a chicken Kiev then walk awayand use the bounce to fling it into his mouth?
Make sure the cutlery is not on the plates or you might get a fork in the eye.