A Pome a Day for a Year

Toilet duck is fine, 
but what if the whole room
beeds a clean?

Try Bathroom Capybara!
Cleaning a whole forest of germs!
Amazong value!

Wanna unwind?
Everyone has a PlayStation
but why not get a 
Sunny Gameaccomodation!

A whole hotel full of cheap
good enough games, 
like Turbo Marian Twins,
Bash Crandicoot, Last Fantastical Remake VII,
and Calling In For Your Duty As A War Criminal 6!

Remember you could spend the cash
and get the real stuff,
or you could save
and get the next best thing!

In this economy
who needs a Burger King,
when you could be eating at 
Meat Sandwich Monarch!

Pizza Hut? No,
Come to Doughdisc Discohall!

Be smart. Be frugal. 
Your bank, Floyds,
will appreciate.