Oh yeah, gotta blam out the words today
or they will get all stuck in the craw,
that being my maw, or mouth
if you do not like words that end in
aw, like I do.

Weird that there
are two that do, maybe there are more
(which also rhymes) lurking
in some seaside tavern,
where the birds sit on the weathered
sign and stare at tourists
wondering if they think they are
better than them.

They are.
They have legs, for a start but also
the ability to pick up chips without
using their maws, or beaks I should
say because you do not get a maw
on a bird, only a caw as
they drop food on the floor.