Advantage: Jeff

If you are a baby shark, and you have
an exclamation point at the end of your
name, then you cannot be overcome
by man nor beast, for you are
as invincible as to the very definition of
the word itself.

No mortal, no god, no construct
may touch you or cause you harm,
and this is literally what the
pamphlets told me, and I was
sceptical, because this sounds like
the unstoppable object and unmovable
force parable, only told via the cutest
cartoon character of all time,
and yet LVG confirmed it,
and she does not lie.

It seems that perhaps they exist outside
of our plane, beyond goodhod itself,
hence why no celestial power
has any hold over him,
just the most adorable lil guy
since the Kirbs.